Saturday, December 28, 2013

College football and a crystal ball


          While sitting in a restaurant, hoping the food would arrive before the new year (it was a day or so after Christmas Day), your loyal blogger noticed the I-Don’t-Care-Who-Wins Bowl presented by Nobody-Else-Does-Either on the television high above the bar on the other side of the eatery.

          After watching a few plays (which seemed to indicate the people in the city where the game was played didn’t care too much either because none of them bought tickets), this blogger began to make predictions about the future of college football.

          The results:

 

          The I-Don’t-Care-Who-Wins Bowl, which is played in a cold weather town named Can’t-Find-Us-On-A-Map, may not survive too many more years. Why watch a pair of 6-6 teams play poorly in the snow?

          The four-team playoff coming to the NCAA’s most important division will create more complaints than the BCS computer ranking system ever did.

          Notre Dame will be included in the playoff system any year the Fighting Irish can achieve seven wins. They will not deserve it, just like they should not have been matched against Alabama a year ago, but money talks and Notre Dame is good for television rankings.

          The four-school playoff system will last one year. It will expand to eight and eventually to 16 schools. Even with that number of invitees, some conferences will not be represented, not even by the conference champions. A 10-win conference championship team from the Mountain West might not get a spot in the Magic 16, but the fourth-place team from the weakest division in the Big 10 will get a bid.

          Some college football teams will play 17 games in a season soon.

          No school from the Mountain West will ever host a playoff game under the new format.

          Eventually, the Big 10 (which has a dozen members) will return to its traditional position as one of the toughest conferences in the country for football. Right now, the Big 10 is a paper tiger.

          Next season, a guy who lived across the street from Nick Saban when Saban was an assistant coach two decades ago at (pick a school) will have lunch with another guy who once attended a game at a school which recently fired its football coach. Based on that luncheon, the national media will run wild with the ‘news’ that Saban is shopping himself around.

          The Southeastern Conference will probably have only one representative, if it gets that many, in the football final four next year. It says here that any team which wins its division in the SEC is probably deserving of a berth in the Final Four, whether it wins the conference championship game or not.

          The SEC championship game will no longer be a semi-final game for the national championship system. It will be a quarter-final game. Because humans, not computers, will make all the determinations in the future, the SEC will return to an under-valued position among the elite conferences.

          The next toughest conference in the country will be proven to be the Pacific 12. At least they can count their members, which is more than the Big 10 or Big 12 can say.

          The final play of the Iron Bowl, the 109-yard return of the missed field goal by an Auburn player against Alabama, will be replayed 45 times or more during the national championship game’s pre-game show.

          Yours truly will not slip on a patch of ice and suffer an injury during the final hour before the national championship game this season. I will walk the dog earlier this time.
 
          Thanks for reading and Happy New Year!

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