A few notes from your loyal blogger:
It turns out that I was wrong. Pop
Tarts are not the equivalent to the
military’s MREs.
One of the causes of the dreaded
shingles malady is stress. If you develop a case of shingles during the month
of April, shouldn’t that be a tax dodge? I mean, what causes more stress than
the tax season?
I’ve seen a Dodge Ram. I’ve seen
players from 31 different NFL teams dodge the Rams. I’ve even seen Chevys and
Fords ram Dodges. And I have no idea what it all means.
The NFL Network had a program ranking
the quarterbacks of the 1970s. Fran Tarkenton, who never won the Super Bowl,
was ranked above Terry Bradshaw, who won four in that decade. Huh?
The NFL draft is about a week away.
Newspapers and sports networks have devoted months to predicting what college
players will be selected and football franchises have devoted thousands of man
hours and millions of dollars preparing for their chance to select the next
batch of stars. Keep in mind that these star college quarterbacks were drafted
in past years: Giovanni Carmazzi, JaMarcus Russell and Ryan Leaf. These
quarterbacks were not: Kurt Warner (won a Super Bowl, holds Super Bowl records)
and Anthony Calvillo (professional football’s all-time passing yardage leader).
No kidding, yours truly saw a product
in the grocery store today named Joan of Arc Kidney Beans. You have to assume they
were burned with the steak.
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