When you move, you know
you’ll have to go through a getting-adjusted process, a time when you receive
mail and phone calls for individuals who formerly lived at your address or once
held your new phone number.
In Oxnard, we got calls for years
intended for Mack’s Hoagie Hut. We finally learned the Hut was not an out of
business business. It had a phone number one digit off from ours. After several
months of annoyance, we started taking orders, promising quick delivery. We
even ate there once and, cards on the table, the food was pretty good.
The calls eventually slowed and the
place went out of business.
Here in Ohio, we’ve had two serial
calls from interesting sources that have refused to stop bothering us, even
after we follow their instructions to remove us from their call lists.
The most impressive, by far, are the
attempted calls we’ve gotten from some jailbird. We get a ring and a recording
that a prisoner wants to have our number put on his okay to call list. We don’t
know any prisoners that would be calling us.
My
wife twice followed their process for having the number removed from the list,
but we got another call from the same source. I called the company and they
told me on the phone the calls would be blocked.
I tried one more time to follow their
process for number removal. If that fails, I have another idea. We call it Plan
X.
We may have to use Plan X on the bill
collector that keeps calling us about a debtor. Those automated calls come and
give us the name of the person they seek to collect from. “If you are not (this
person),” the call says, “follow this process,” to get removed from the call
list. So we followed the process and the calls have continued.
It’s an automated caller, of course,
and the voice tells us they are seeking someone named Vanity Brady. A little
investigating gave us the proper name of the individual (the first name is not
Vanity) for whom they seek and we’ll reveal that as well in the press release.
I called the debt collector, too, and
got assurances the calls would end. We’ll see.
I’ve been waiting for the chance to
use Plan X. It’s a dandy. The idea is to get many, many calls to the offending
agencies from a variety of sources.
Plan X, of course, is to issue a press
release to every media member we can locate or think of in our state and the
surrounding states about these phone calls. Lots of other people are probably
getting these same calls, so we are doing the public a service with this
free-of-charge press release.
The
press release will include the name of the business that is responsible for the
calls, the name of the debtor, the names of the folks we have talked to and the
phone numbers we have called. Since our phone retains the numbers of incoming
calls for a while, we have the numbers of the companies involved and each press
release will include all the appropriate numbers.
Hopefully, some news agency will pick
up the story, one or both of them, and run with it (or them). Back in the old
days, when journalism was something other than CRUFOTI (Crud Found On The
Internet), newspapers would grab hold of something like a phone service
claiming to be licensed by the Ohio state prison system, calling family phone
numbers repeatedly, even after the number was supposed to be blocked.
Heck, maybe the releases can become
CRUFOTI, an international internet sensation. Maybe the CRUFOTI will generate
annoying phone calls to the callers, just like the ones that bother us.
If not, at least the calls helped
generate another blog.